I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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