entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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