these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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