Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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