whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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