also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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