there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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