Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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