ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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