I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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