his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
