I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
