the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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