i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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