i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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