It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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