If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize