you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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