I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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