Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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