Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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