Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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