Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
