Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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