i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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