I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.