ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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