Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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