Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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