I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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