doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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