I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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