so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
how drunk are you?
Several
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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