Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Found your dick twin last night
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
My apartment stinks of burning failure
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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