ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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