My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she smelled like a LAN party
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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