"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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