Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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