my room smells like sperm. sweet.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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