So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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