I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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