Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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