i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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