even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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