what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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