At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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