Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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