hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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