Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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