I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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