Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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