I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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