do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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