I hate all girls vehemently.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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