He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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